We know you want them. Download a new "You're Probably A Plant Pathologist" poster each month. New posters will be announced in the news capsules, and on the APSnet homepage.
"If your friends refuse to eat salad with you..."
"If you ever googled 'smut'..."
"If you prefer your houseplants dead or dying..."
"If you can pronounce Phytophthora..."
"If you've seriously considered culturing rotted fruit..."
"If you care more about the rust on your plants..."
"If you have ever been dragged away from a party to diagnose spots in the host's lawn..."
Fine print: Posters will print out at a large size. To print out on an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper, be sure to choose Page Scaling, "Fit to printable area" in Adobe Reader or Acrobat.